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shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.
farnaz:

drunktrophywife:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

Why not

free Him
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In 60 years
  • grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
  • me: *takes a swig of vodka*
  • me: *lights up cuban cigar*
  • me: *gazes out the window*
  • me: my otp will never be canon
  • *roll credits*
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penis-hilton:

neptunain:

da vinci didn’t draw big honkers on the mona lisa cause he was more of an ass guy according to an art history book I’m writing

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edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

(via fug4cious)

unabletofindname:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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(via the-state-of-insanity)

officialwhitegirls:

getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

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